Friday, November 22, 2019

The Bath


I am warm 
not too hot 
pour in bubbles 
(not a lot) 

Get undressed 
all the way 
I will look 
the other way 

Step right in 
over the tub 
get your rag 
(so you can scrub) 

Lean on back 
put up your feet 
I will soak you 
in liquid heat 

Take a break 
no need to rush 
Hey! I like your 
new scrub brush! 

Now let's start 
to get washed clean 
don't forget those parts 
better left unseen 

Wash your face 
and both ears too 
now reach up there 
and get your shampoo 

Lather up your oily head 
remember what your mother said 
scrub it good, in case there's nits 
and don't forget your smelly armpits 

Wash your back 
it won't be hard 
scrub your belly 
you tub o' lard 


Now the water is getting cold 
this might be getting a little old. 
Climb on out, dry your skin 
wait! did you wash your 
belly button?