See my claws
and my brown hair?
Hey man,
I'm a Grizzly Bear
My teeth are sharp
my eyes are deep
I might eat you
whilst you sleep
It's not that I mean
to be so bad
but there's no dinner to be had
When humans come
into the wood
I sniff the air
it smells so good
I creep slow
upon the tent
I pull up poles
they get bent
I tear the fabric
the humans shout
I growl at them
I want them to come out!
I'm hungry and
they smell so tasty
like a streudel
(a German pastry)
Here they come
now I can eat!
But wait -
maybe I will take a seat
The humans are
talking nice
they just said
I'm sugar and spice
They're petting me
and hugging me too
I can't eat them now
that's the wrong thing to do
They gave me food
hamburger and fries
I won't eat them now
it wouldn't be wise
I think my mind
has completely changed
I'll stop eating humans
and being deranged.
